Things considered tonight at the Blazer game with Caitlin (while I watched her drink a $7 beer):
– Is O’Doul’s allowed? Why would I even consider drinking O’Doul’s?
– Maybe I should bring a six-pack of O’Doul’s on Saturday while hanging out with the Mikkelsens.
– If I do, maybe MegaMom and I should beer bong O’Doul’s.
– How long before someone (obviously someone who doesn’t know me very well) thinks I’m pregnant?
– What happens if this takes and I want to keep going after October is up?
– Who is going to host the reverse intervention?
– What would you pour down my throat to bring me back into the fold? Beer or shots?